So its been a while, and the four people who know about this have been on our case, so here we go. To catch you up, there are a few topics that probably need addressing...Well first of all, the house. Morgan Spurlock, my roommate got into some "legal trouble" (read: arrested for assault) at our house party. This is probably because I made Rachel-jello shots, which are equal parts vodka and water. Its not my fault they were so delicious. mmm...jeeelllllooooo...sooo...goood.... Anyways. The same night, I puked like a high school kid drinking for the first time. Not fun to puke in this house, let me tell you. Ace is on his way to the Poker World Series and Frenchie is in Maine. I am looking for someone to move in here and take over my spot....As for the J-O-B, its good stuff. Its full of hot, well dressed people. FULL of them. It makes for fun eye candy and outfit jealousy, but I can hold my own.

As for dating, I recently had to break up with someone I didn't even know I was dating! Has that ever happened to anyone else? I mean really, wtf is that. I think we all know I'll prob do something stupid like drunk dial, but lets hope I don't. To top it off, this isn't even the first time I broke it off with him!

So the other night I got to go out with my crew from my last job, in particular the fredneck and the blasian. (I know your both reading this and you know its funny) Anyways, I came home with a f*cked up toe and random bruises all over my shoulders and back. My shoes also look like they were part used to beat someone down, and I have no idea why or how any of this happened, but I do know it was a f*cking great time full of jello shot yumminess....