Rachel's Bio...



Hi, thanks for checking us out!! Here is some info about me so you have an idea who is making you laugh SO much...I recently turned 26 and I am making some serious 26 yr old decisions. I quit smoking, I am moving into my own place and I got a new big girl job. I currently live in DC in the Real World Glover Park house, meaning, I live with 3 random Craigs List roomies. I call them Morgan Spurlock (because he is a spitting image) Frenchie (because she is from France) and Ace (because he is a poker champ.) I am moving to the Red Line in September and cant wait... I used to live with Becca but like the bawler she is, she bought a condo.

Here are some other random things about me: I love my convertible and never put the top up, but I may be selling it soon... I am deathly afraid of deer.... I make a mean breakfast that most of my friends can vouch for.... I'm jewish and single, which means I have the best first date horror stores ever., it also meansmy mom reminds me daily that I need to give her grandchildren..olives may be my favoite food...I people watch non stop and do actually have a staring problem.... I use the name "Beth" interchangeably with the word vomit.... I often speak in question format, (can you never?)....My favorite alcoholic bevs are Jello Shots and Jaeger/ Red Bull I am full aware that that sounds like a trashy girl and its the ingredients of a night of naughty actions, I do not care and I am a big fan.... I start a new job July 10....I'm really easy to talk to and have been told I make people comfortable immediately.... I have really embarassing stories about both times I have ever used my middle finger in traffic (to follow in a future posting)....I recently found my love for Edamame and then I learned how to say it, and I only hate 2 people in the world and its well deserved....and one of them smells like maple syrup. Oh let me add Brian S...and he knows why..f*cker. To be honest, I dont like most guys named Brian...Ok more to come!