So its been a while, and the four people who know about this have been on our case, so here we go. To catch you up, there are a few topics that probably need addressing...Well first of all, the house. Morgan Spurlock, my roommate got into some "legal trouble" (read: arrested for assault) at our house party. This is probably because I made Rachel-jello shots, which are equal parts vodka and water. Its not my fault they were so delicious. mmm...jeeelllllooooo...sooo...goood.... Anyways. The same night, I puked like a high school kid drinking for the first time. Not fun to puke in this house, let me tell you. Ace is on his way to the Poker World Series and Frenchie is in Maine. I am looking for someone to move in here and take over my spot....As for the J-O-B, its good stuff. Its full of hot, well dressed people. FULL of them. It makes for fun eye candy and outfit jealousy, but I can hold my own.

As for dating, I recently had to break up with someone I didn't even know I was dating! Has that ever happened to anyone else? I mean really, wtf is that. I think we all know I'll prob do something stupid like drunk dial, but lets hope I don't. To top it off, this isn't even the first time I broke it off with him!

So the other night I got to go out with my crew from my last job, in particular the fredneck and the blasian. (I know your both reading this and you know its funny) Anyways, I came home with a f*cked up toe and random bruises all over my shoulders and back. My shoes also look like they were part used to beat someone down, and I have no idea why or how any of this happened, but I do know it was a f*cking great time full of jello shot yumminess....

Rachel's Bio...



Hi, thanks for checking us out!! Here is some info about me so you have an idea who is making you laugh SO much...I recently turned 26 and I am making some serious 26 yr old decisions. I quit smoking, I am moving into my own place and I got a new big girl job. I currently live in DC in the Real World Glover Park house, meaning, I live with 3 random Craigs List roomies. I call them Morgan Spurlock (because he is a spitting image) Frenchie (because she is from France) and Ace (because he is a poker champ.) I am moving to the Red Line in September and cant wait... I used to live with Becca but like the bawler she is, she bought a condo.

Here are some other random things about me: I love my convertible and never put the top up, but I may be selling it soon... I am deathly afraid of deer.... I make a mean breakfast that most of my friends can vouch for.... I'm jewish and single, which means I have the best first date horror stores ever., it also meansmy mom reminds me daily that I need to give her grandchildren..olives may be my favoite food...I people watch non stop and do actually have a staring problem.... I use the name "Beth" interchangeably with the word vomit.... I often speak in question format, (can you never?)....My favorite alcoholic bevs are Jello Shots and Jaeger/ Red Bull I am full aware that that sounds like a trashy girl and its the ingredients of a night of naughty actions, I do not care and I am a big fan.... I start a new job July 10....I'm really easy to talk to and have been told I make people comfortable immediately.... I have really embarassing stories about both times I have ever used my middle finger in traffic (to follow in a future posting)....I recently found my love for Edamame and then I learned how to say it, and I only hate 2 people in the world and its well deserved....and one of them smells like maple syrup. Oh let me add Brian S...and he knows why..f*cker. To be honest, I dont like most guys named Brian...Ok more to come!